"My name is Kramer. I am a Beagle and I'm 7 years old. I live in
Pennsylvania with my family. My favorite toys are my red and green
bones and my tennis ball. I love to run around and chase my tail.
I am very energetic. I got my name Kramer from the show Seinfeld
because I'm just like the character Kramer -- he is so crazy and
when he runs into a room he slides just like me!"